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Vol. 15 · No. 114 · Thursday, 24 September 2026

Army

Mitch McConnell returns from extended drill weekend

Staff says senator’s three-month absence was “routine National Guard obligation”

Trump considers replacing Hegseth with rock or something

Army adopts ‘Your body, my choice’ as new recruiting slogan

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Duffel Blog is the first and only satire news outlet devoted to the U.S. military and national security community. At a time of increasing global conflict and crisis, our team of military veteran writers provides much-needed levity on serious topics and help to remind everyone — especially those in the trenches — that a lighthearted jab or a well-placed joke can go a long way. Since our founding in 2012, we have poked fun at generals, lieutenants, and everyone in between while helping military members and civilians think critically about national security through satire and smart humor.

"Duffel Blog is a beautifully crafted response to an increasingly stuffy environment in today’s America. Duffel Blog reminds us of much of what we in the military fight for — the freedom to think our own way and to laugh about the absurdities without being mean-spirited.” 

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So why a newsletter and why now? Duffel Blog was founded on the premise that there was plenty of humor to be found in the national security world. And after a decade of publishing and millions of readers later, it’s safe to say that we were right.

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Media Coverage of Duffel Blog

  • Rep. Pat Fallon claimed SPLC listed 2 veterans organizations as ‘hate groups.’ His source? A satirical news blog. (The Washington Post)
  • Duped by Duffel Blog, a congressman claims that the VFW and American Legion were labeled hate groups (Task & Purpose)
  • GOP Politicians Have Repeatedly Been Bamboozled by Satire. Are We One Onion Article Away From Total Chaos? (Washingtonian)
  • Move Over, Sammich Jokes: Women Make Their Mark on Military Humor (Military.com)
  • A New Era of Military Comedy from the Ranks (War on the Rocks)
  • Duffel Blog Founder Releases Book to Mark 5 Years of Military Humor (Military.com)
  • Duffel Blog makes fun of military absurdities — and has the Pentagon laughing, too (The Washington Post)
  • The Duffel Blog: Like 'The Onion' In Camo (NPR)
  • Oops! McConnell duped by parody news report on Gitmo (MSNBC)
  • Senate Minority Leader Fooled by Report in Military Version of The Onion (Wired Magazine)
  • Where the U.S. Army Is Winless (Time Magazine)
  • Military satire on display via the Duffel Blog (Military Times)
  • Prank and File: These Military Reports Are Out of Line (The Wall Street Journal)

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