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Warrant Officer awarded Medal of Honor for showing up on time and in uniform
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Submarine crew medevaced for erections lasting more than 4 hours
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Pacific not pivoted to yet again
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Typo leads to epic furry parties all over Tehran
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Trump promises largest quagmire operation in US history
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State-of-the-art drone grounded due to cyan ink cartridge
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Pentagon reconsiders Harvard tuition assistance after learning Hegseth went there
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Active military forced to watch ‘Melania’ documentary at SERE school
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Sergeant Major of the Army announces new ‘I hate soldiers’ initiative
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VA benefits reduced to 9mm and bottle of bourbon
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Intel whistleblower accuses director of national intelligence of being Tulsi Gabbard
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Hegseth saves billions by using green screen, pretending to invade countries
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Comic Sans named official font of Department of War
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Marine almost went finance but ‘would have punched a managing director’
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ICE recruiters complain not enough candidates fail the ASVAB
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Navy admits it’s been making up enlisted ranks this whole time
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Opinion: My 'come and take them' tattoo was about my rights, not guns
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Vet T-shirt company releases ‘shall be infringed’ line
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Chief’s ‘sea stories’ include at least 4 felonies
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Trump beats Danish prime minister to death with Nobel peace prize
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Fuck! You left your I.D. Card in your computer
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Senior service college initiates new curriculum in strategic gaslighting
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Report: Venezuela strike ordered after Maduro ‘failed weight standards’
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Top 10 countries Trump will send you to attack rather than release the Epstein files
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