Space Force draws space penis over eastern coast of Florida
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Air Force gentrifies Marine MOUT
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Rand corporation study recommends immediate mandatory fun runs
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Space Force admits space doctrine mostly just adding ‘space’ to all space nouns
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US wins second place in Afghan war
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Minnesota National Guard reports situation is ‘real serious doncha know, no foolin’
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Syria sends advisors to aid US rebels
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Ben & Jerry’s honors Mattis with new ice cream flavor
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SecDef authorizes ‘Skype-suit’ for teleconferencing
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Physically fit National Guard impersonator not fooling anybody
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MPs replace tear gas with digested-MRE-scent fart spray
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Middle East intelligence agencies closely monitoring American spring
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Airborne urges Pentagon to defund MP Corps
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Air Force authorizes ‘combat podcaster’ career field
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Military COIN experts claim they can stop protests in just 17 years
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General keeps social distance by throwing coins at soldiers
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Ghost of U.S. Grant pisses on main gate of fort lee
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Divorced general thinks bases should be named after officers who understand loyalty
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Military working dog films kennel rant defending ‘paw patrol’
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Military ends racism, sexism after eliminating climate surveys
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Bases named for confederates changed to Afghan war generals, continuing tradition of naming bases after losers
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Space boot won't stop wearing exoskeleton out in town
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John Bolton’s book revealed to be just 400 pages about bombing Iran
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Navy names missile after Crozier just to fire him a third time
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Army shuts down specialists’ barracks autonomous zone
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