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Pentagon Proposes New Antarctica Command

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

New Intelligence-Themed Restaurant Serves The Best ████████████ We've Ever Tasted

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Federal Employees, Military Banned From Viewing Wikileaks Movie

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

West Point Hopes Government Shutdown Prevents Another Crushing Army-Navy Defeat

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Government Shutdown Grounds Black Helicopter Operations Near Alex Jones' Home

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Thanks To These Shitty Budget Cuts, I Almost Never Get Blown Anymore

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Army Corps of Engineers Cap Off 'Old Faithful' During Government Shutdown

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Naval Academy Stops Paying Teachers, Encourages Tribal Knowledge

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

BREAKING: Navy SEALs Capture Terrorist In Somalia, Or Kill Him, Or Shit We Don't Know

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Bashar Al-Assad To Receive Nobel Peace Prize

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Drug Incidents, Morale Skyrockets After Army Halts Urinalysis Due To Government Shutdown

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid

Army Runs Out Of Red Tape

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Obama's Pick For DHS Chief Tied To Right-Wing Radicals Who Returned From Iraq, Afghanistan

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Pentagon Mandates Suicide Prevention Briefings For Afghan Troops

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

EOD soldier files discrimination suit after Army denies marriage to his robot

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Lieutenant Promises 'Not To Screw Up' In First Address To Wrong Platoon

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Military Spouses Host Anti-Stereotyping Meeting At Off-Base Strip Club

Oct 5, 2022 4 min read paid

'Teenagers Are Sexting Less' Complains NSA

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Rush Limbaugh Calls Troops 'Welfare Queens, Moochers'

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid

Guy In Back Of Formation Doing That Fucking Thing Again

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid