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A First Sergeant Flipped His Desk In Anger. What Happened Next Will Make You Shit Your Pants.

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Gen. Odierno Places Third In Odierno Lookalike Contest

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Colonel Preemptively Fires Himself While Assuming Command

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Suicidal Al Qaeda Operative Calls Jihadist Crisis Line

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read members

Soldier Excitedly Posts Career-Ending Picture To Facebook

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Space Marine: Oh, You Think My Job Is Cool? Try Police Calling In Zero Gravity

Oct 5, 2022 4 min read paid

Budget Cuts To Bring Military Spending Down To Pre-Civil War Levels

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Navy Goes Six Months Without Changing Uniforms

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Sailor Stays In Navy To Continue Going To College

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

On Defense Cuts, Obama Just Comes Right Out And Says He Wants The Terrorists To Win

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

'I Will Never Mix Absinthe With Ouzo Again,' Says Ousted Ukraine President

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

A-10 Warthog Seen Crying On Sidelines After Being Cut From Defense Team

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

President Obama Calls Group Intervention To Stem Vladimir Putin's Crimea Addiction

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Obama Authorizes Drone Strike On Putin

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Vladimir Putin 'Deeply Concerned' Following US Invasion Of Cuba

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Jerks Have Bigger Penises, DARPA Study Confirms

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

47 Arrested After Alcohol Abuse Skit Goes Horribly Wrong

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Air Force Doubles Down In Afghanistan, Fields New Band

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Navy Orders More Maintenance To Ensure Machinery Stays Properly Broken

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Nobody Cares New Admin Guy Ran Diary At Recon

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid