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Army establishes Virtue Signal Corps
The operational support branch is responsible for self-righteous, performative displays of arbitrary moral superiority across all domains of warfare.
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Roger Wilco
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Zyn, Rip It sponsor first enlisted VP debate
"Who better to sponsor this historic debate than these two powerhouses of enlisted life?”
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Paul J. O’Leary
Vance gets light duty to avoid debating Sergeant Major
Smooth move.
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Duffel Blog
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September 2024

4 reasons why Duffel Blog should moderate the VP debate
We’ll ask the hard-hitting questions.
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Duffel Blog Staff
9
Guardsman solves horse-sized duck vs. duck-sized horses field problem
The barracks room debate is over, thanks to the National Guard.
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Lieutenant Dan
1
Walz earns support with key 'guys who consider Kuwait a deployment' demographic
Walz has seen the horrors of routine training events in partner countries.
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Cat Astronaut
3
Spray tan and Diet Coke being tested for bullet proof qualities, Pentagon says
The former president may be onto something.
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Gray Sea Liu
Semi-literate Gunny won’t stop saying 'demure'
He reads at a third-grade level.
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Roger Wilco
9
'It's like living in a school zone,' says rattled Secret Service agent protecting Trump
"What am I, seven years old?” said Special Agent David Radcliff.
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W.E. Linde
7
Pentagon reveals soldiers have eaten cats and dogs for decades
"It turns out that the mysterious meat served in DFACs was not the ‘Grade-H beef’ we claimed."
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As for Class
6
Berkeley Home Depot unveils 10% military surcharge
"A perfect way to show our veterans how much this community respects their service.”
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Duffel Blog Staff
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Al Qaeda marks 9/11 anniversary with Honor Flight to New York
The State Department has condemned the plan as “appalling” and “outrageous,”
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Clay Beyersdorfer
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