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Freshly-acquitted Diddy gives your weekend safety brief
Gold diggers, Bieber, and malt liquor: Diddy’s safety brief hits different
13 hrs ago
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Adrian DeRyder
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8 tattoos you can get under new Hegseth policy
Good news: Tattoos of Pete Hegseth depicted “in the Greek Style” are now allowed.
Jul 16
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Blondes Over Baghdad
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ICE deports Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps
Commandant vows swift justice, new Sergeant Major by close of business
Jul 14
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Iran rebranded 'Pepsistan' in new Pepsi-Pentagon strategic partnership
U.S. military now powered by freedom, capitalism, and high-fructose corn syrup
Jul 11
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The Ghost of Jimmy Carter
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Iran rebranded 'Pepsistan' in new Pepsi-Pentagon strategic partnership
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VA launches negative disability ratings to fill budget gaps
“They’re going to charge me for ‘significant reduction in BMI’ due to losing my leg,” one veteran said.
Jul 9
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The Ghost of Jimmy Carter
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VA launches negative disability ratings to fill budget gaps
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C-5 on Ramstein ramp spends entire World War III in timeout
Strategic airlift mission replaced by strategic pub crawl
Jul 7
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This July 4th, remember to honor veterans who lost limbs last July 4th
Officials urge Americans to keep all limbs attached until at least July 5th
Jul 4
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Adrian DeRyder
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This July 4th, remember to honor veterans who lost limbs last July 4th
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Hegseth renames USNS Harvey Milk to USNS James Earl Ray, but a different one
Says move is part of broader strategy to ‘de-gay the gray hulls.’
Jul 2
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Red Friday
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Hegseth renames USNS Harvey Milk to USNS James Earl Ray, but a different one
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Noem visit to LA troops ends in gunfire, K-9 fatality
DHS Secretary insists dog was ‘out of regs and possibly liberal.’
Jun 30
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Gray Sea Liu
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Grandma just wants to know if that was you dropping bombs on Iran
Family sources confirm she also believes you’re in charge of NORAD.
Jun 27
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W.E. Linde
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US accidentally re-invades Iraq
Troops surprised to find old combat outposts still smell like Axe body spray
Jun 25
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Army birthday parade sparks rediscovery of Von Steuben’s pimp-step parade doctrine
Lost doctrine finally answers the age-old question: What if marching was fabulous?
Jun 23
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Adrian DeRyder
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Army birthday parade sparks rediscovery of Von Steuben’s pimp-step parade doctrine
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