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Pentagon changes rear admiral rank to something less gay

Pentagon changes rear admiral rank to something less gay

Historic title to be replaced with something the SECDEF can say without giggling

Aug 25, 2025 4 min read paid

Pentagon renames Fort Huachuca to Fort Hawk Tua

Pentagon renames Fort Huachuca to Fort Hawk Tua

The Fort’s marketing office is working with the Defense Logistics Agency to develop a new hawk mascot in Oakleys.

Jul 30, 2025 5 min read paid

DOGE vows to reduce Pentagon to Triangle

DOGE vows to reduce Pentagon to Triangle

"The DoD is no longer an oversized bureaucracy. Instead, it will be an obtuse bureaucracy with sharp angles.”

Jul 25, 2025 4 min read paid

Freshly-acquitted Diddy gives your weekend safety brief

Freshly-acquitted Diddy gives your weekend safety brief

Jul 18, 2025 4 min read paid

This July 4th, remember to honor veterans who lost limbs last July 4th

This July 4th, remember to honor veterans who lost limbs last July 4th

Jul 4, 2025 3 min read paid

Army birthday parade sparks rediscovery of Von Steuben’s pimp-step parade doctrine

Army birthday parade sparks rediscovery of Von Steuben’s pimp-step parade doctrine

Jun 23, 2025 5 min read paid

Duffel Blog Presents: The 10 dumbest military phrases

Duffel Blog Presents: The 10 dumbest military phrases

"There’s no ‘I’ in team" but there are three 'U's in "shut the f--k up"

May 2, 2025 4 min read paid

Pentagon renames Fort Campbell after the soup

Pentagon renames Fort Campbell after the soup

"Remember that we are Army Strong, and we are Mmm Mmm Good.”

Apr 7, 2025 4 min read paid

Help save a Fort Carson soldier from starving this holiday season

Help save a Fort Carson soldier from starving this holiday season

Dec 23, 2024 3 min read paid

Coffee company owner begins new career as Special Forces soldier

Coffee company owner begins new career as Special Forces soldier

Jul 13, 2024 4 min read paid

Pentagon launches 'See Something Stupid, Say Something Stupid' campaign

Pentagon launches 'See Something Stupid, Say Something Stupid' campaign

Jun 19, 2024 3 min read paid

Army to host next SWCS change of command ceremony on OnlyFans

Army to host next SWCS change of command ceremony on OnlyFans

At least we can "monetize our mishaps," says General.

Jun 5, 2024 3 min read paid

Navy Captain sacked for misplacing confidence

Navy Captain sacked for misplacing confidence

May 17, 2024 2 min read paid