Senile old man in Kabul killed by senile old man in Washington
Got him
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McDonald’s debuts McPTSD® on new veteran menu
Duh duh dah duh, we're loving it.
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Cops mistake Army patrol base for homeless camp
MRE trash was everywhere and they were digging holes.
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New Memorial Day poll: Americans grateful for good food, cheap stuff
National pool opening day, according to most citizens.
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A decade of Duffel Blog
Holy moly, it's our 10th anniversary!
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Archdukes across Europe hiring extra security details
Better safe than sorry.
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Pacific Fleet claims garbage island as US territory
Garbage Island is located in a convergence zone of the North Pacific Gyre. We're not sure what these lines mean, but they probably have something to do with
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The Army's long-range strike vision is stupid vs so is your mom
By Gen. Timothy Ray and Gen. James McConville
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Soldiers evicted from barracks to protect endangered black mold species
Don't worry, the mold is safe.
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Duffel Blog just made history
What a week.
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Space Force fitness test to be administered entirely in swivel chairs
“Swively rolly office chairs are a staple of the Space Force,” said Guardian Groot-Class Gaius Baltar.
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The Duffel Blog story (aka why we're a newsletter now)
The primary and perhaps unsurprising reason? 2020.
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Point/Counterpoint: Afghanistan is on the road to progress (2012) vs Trump is reckless to pull out of Afghanistan (2020)
By Marine Gen. John Allen and retired Marine Gen. John Allen
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Meet the general who actually read his entire reading list
Spoiler alert: One item was just a PowerPoint slide.
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Former Defense Secretary Mark Esper refuses to leave Pentagon until he can figure out USAJOBS site
“Trump has his timeline. I have mine."
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Native Americans not really interested in COVID masks US Army keeps sending
“The masks are unwarranted, unwelcome, and frankly, a little suspect.”
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DoD awards $89 billion contract for top-secret weapons system to fight sexual harassment
THE PENTAGON — The Department of Defense has awarded an $89 billion contract to build a new top-secret weapons system to eliminate sexual harassment, sources confirmed today. “Eliminating sexual harassment from
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