Recruiting offices report record surge in male applicants aged 13 to 97
This marks the first time a cosplay militia has been federally activated by executive order
“Oops, I got my wires crossed again."
“It reminds me of this one time when I was in this chick’s OODA Loop and accidentally gave her Plan Bravo instead of Plan B the next morning."
“Thank you, Jeff! Thank you, Tina! Your service is not forgotten."
"This is a huge step forward for inclusivity in the Corps," said Lt. Col. Nathan Fluffmaster.
Iran has remained tight-lipped on the exact nature of this new threat.
"We cannot stand idly by while the basic rights and tastes of Palestinians are trampled upon," said one resident.
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