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Duffel Blog’s guide to joining a foreign military

Looking for a fresh start in a foreign land? We've got you covered.

Duffel Blog’s guide to joining a foreign military

So, you’re tired of this modern hellscape bullshit.

Maybe your chain of command is a toxic dumpster fire, or perhaps you’ve realized that no amount of online “tactical” gear purchases will make your desk job any cooler.

Either way, you’re looking for a fresh start in a foreign land — whether it’s fighting for freedom, adventure, or just because you owe child support in three states.

Here’s your comprehensive guide to joining a foreign military.

The French Foreign Legion – La Légion Étrangère

Ideal For:

The Good:

✔️ Automatic French citizenship after serving.
✔️ Nobody cares about your past. You could be an ex-con, ex-Marine, or even an Air Force guy.
✔️ You get to wear a cool white hat and pretend you’re in an old-school war movie.

The Bad:

❌ You WILL embrace the suck.
❌ No social media, no personal identity—you’re a number, not a name.
❌ You’re basically signing up to fight in whatever third-world hellhole France decides to care about that year.

Final Verdict: If you want adventure, anonymity, and a guaranteed future in chain-smoking and existential regret, this is for you. If you want to get your dick wet with the blood of your enemies, this is your option.


Ukraine’s Foreign Legion – The International Legion of Territorial Defense of Ukraine

Ideal For:

The Good:

✔️ You’ll become a legend at your local VFW.
✔️ You will literally fight actual bad guys. No more “fighting for oil” guilt.
✔️ No contract — leave whenever you want (assuming you survive).

The Bad:

❌ No respawns, no lag; real bullets hurt.
❌ If captured, good luck with that.
❌ Your “battle buddy” might be some random dude from Ohio with zero military experience.

Final Verdict: This is an option if you want to fight Russians and have a moral cause. If you just want an excuse to LARP as a war hero, maybe don’t.


The Australian Army – Kangaroo Infantry Division (Not Really, But Close Enough)

Ideal For:

The Good:

✔️ You get to live in Australia, which is basically America but with cooler accents and better vibes.
✔️ Military life is way more chill than in the U.S.
✔️ Dual citizenship is possible, and they currently aim to recruit 400 Americans a year into their Army. Yeah. For real.

The Bad:

❌ You must call officers “Sir” with an Australian accent, which feels unnatural.
❌ Everyone will be better at drinking than you.
❌ If you hate rugby, cricket, or the word “cunt,” you might be deported.

Final Verdict: This is the move if you want a chillier military experience while still pretending to be tough.


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