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Absence of assassin from future confuses ambitious company commander

Absence of assassin from future confuses ambitious company commander

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Oct 05, 2022
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Fort Bragg, N.C. — A company commander is expressing shock and dismay that after six years in the Army a future assassin has yet to travel back in time and attempt to kill him, sources confirmed today.

"Boundless ambition? Check. Contempt for subordinates? Check. Rejection of enlightenment values combined with a burning desire to usher in a fascistic, mi…

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