Taliban to probe allegations of fair treatment of women
"A man should feel safe as he walks down the street, not agonizing that a woman could be around any corner."
KABUL — The Taliban has opened an official probe into allegations that women are being treated fairly within one of its Tax Collection units. The investigation was initiated with a plea to the International Criminal Court to examine "crimes against our humanity.”
According to a report filed by the Department of Taliban Internal Affairs Investigation and Oversight Agency For Inequality of Equality, the investigation began after a Data Analyst within the Taliban Revenue Service filed an HR complaint alleging a woman asked him for the time. The report includes allegations of opinions, conversations, and friendships within the TRS.
Taliban 15-6 Investigators have been tasked with identifying the extent of the equality and gathering evidence against those found responsible. The evidence will eventually be presented to the Supreme Court of Afghanistan, which handles all equality cases within the country.
While Taliban officials have remained silent on the details of the harassment, the Executive Vice Coordinator of Interdepartmental Facilitation and Strategic Arrangement for the Taliban said at a press conference on Tuesday that the Department for the Office of Internal Compliance and Policing, a dependent agency, "will investigate the allegations and ensure that every Taliban fighter feels safe in his workplace."
"A man should feel safe as he walks down the street, not agonizing that a woman could be around any corner. He should be able to buy a latte without a woman daring to stand in the same cafe. He should be able to harass women without being harassed by their presence. If we don't start respecting the men who carry the seed of our children, we are doomed as a society."
Equality can have a significant impact on the well-being and morale of Taliban soldiers and accountants. It can undermine the trust and cohesion necessary for successful government operations, officials said.
The investigation is ongoing and will be a bureaucratic test for the Taliban, who regained control of Afghanistan following the United States' collective "eh" in 2021.
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Exactly! No man is safe to be a REAL MAN if women have fair treatment. The Taliban are just striving to control women to the standards of Texas in the USA: benign sounding oppression. Sounds like a great place to deport all those illegal women working hard in this country!
Brilliance! Once again. Could someone with better art skills than I develop a logo or sign for this "Agency" please. "Department of Taliban Internal Affairs Investigation and Oversight Agency For Inequality of Equality"