Jody willing to stand in for you this Father's Day

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Report: Rolled sleeves authorized by every commander except yours

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Corpsman ecstatic to discover Skittles in wounded Marine’s first aid kit

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Navy veteran fired after party boat detained in Canadian waters

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Navy to issue knee pads to sailors deploying to Persian Gulf

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DoD regrets using virtual reality headsets for SHARP training

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Coast Guard 'always ready' for massive roboshark invasion

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Good Idea Fairy revealed as O-3 in Pentagon basement

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Naval Academy graduate prefers to masturbate with his class ring

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Annoyed parents wish deadbeat son would get off the sofa and join ISIS already

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Joint Base Andrews on lockdown over reports of rockets, explosions in sky

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Here's an article full of classified info, because who even gives a shit anymore?

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Report: Grown men who defend country spend all day looking for Pokémon

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Afghanistan rolls eyes, checks watch, lights cigarette as US takes forever to pull out

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DARPA 'pretty sure' socially progressive missile looks like a giant clitoris

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Private who crashed fuel truck not even playing Pokémon GO this time

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Same stock photo of attractive female officer used for another article about military women

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China builds artificial island in middle of Pearl Harbor

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Nine dead at Pokemon Gym located in Sergeant Major’s parking spot

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Turkish soldiers pissed they have to work this weekend

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