Lockheed Martin introduces hastily designed stealth tractor
It's a beaut!
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The Duffel Blog guide to women's history month
Meet the greatest gen-Her-ation
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Pentagon urges Ukrainians to hold the line until bigger FY23 defense budget is approved
Just a little while longer.
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Putin sends mercenaries into Ukraine to 'get moose and squirrel'
This plot seems so familiar.
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US to supply Russians with gross MREs
Might as well surrender now.
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US service members forbidden from playing Russian Roulette
That'll show em.
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Biden asks grandkids what cyber-measures would work best against Russia
Thank God for Gen Z.
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Mike Flynn named national security advisor for Donetsk People’s Republic
He's up for the challenge.
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Guy who totally would’ve joined is just about to go fight in Ukraine too
Let's all wish him luck.
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Putin invites Zelenskyy to discuss ceasefire over nice cup of tea
What a nice surprise!
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Director of naval intelligence asking if anyone else has heard about this Ukraine thing
Anyone else know bout this?
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Elon Musk, DARPA design military-grade jockstrap for Ukrainian president’s balls
Pretty sure they are made of steel anyways.
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A decade of Duffel Blog
Holy moly, it's our 10th anniversary!
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Obama called out of retirement to drone strike some bitches
They have no idea what is coming.
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Russia suffers mass desertion of 2nd lieutenants after Ukrainians remove all road signs
We got 'em on the run now.
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Russian country star Toby Keithovitch releases single “courtesy of the white, blue, and red”
It's a catchy tune.
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Archdukes across Europe hiring extra security details
Better safe than sorry.
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Colonel on verge of war with Russia worried about his soldiers’ haircuts
Some things are more important.
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Ranger school to offer remote learning option
It's basically the same experience.
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Guy who'll 'never make it on the outside' also struggling to make it while in
The struggle is real, bro.
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Critics pan Space Force, claiming the depiction of clueless general is unrealistic
It's just too absurd.
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Russia deploys 10,000 red-cockaded woodpeckers to Ukrainian border
Is this a microaggresion?
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Strippers mobilize in support of US troop deployment to Europe
Happy Valentine's Day.
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Guy who bit head off wild snake and drank its blood afraid of vaccine produced in sterile lab environment
The logic is sound.
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Bored US Navy considering starting some shit with dolphins
Who is the chicken of the sea now?
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