Coast Guard

America’s third-favorite Navy

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General officer summit extended for K-Pop Demon Hunter singalong

General officer summit extended for K-Pop Demon Hunter singalong

Generals relieved it wasn’t a firing squad or Eyes Wide Shut reenactment

Oct 3, 2025 4 min read members

Duffel Blog Presents: The 10 dumbest military phrases

Duffel Blog Presents: The 10 dumbest military phrases

"There’s no ‘I’ in team" but there are three 'U's in "shut the f--k up"

May 2, 2025 3 min read paid

Trump nominates Giant Floating Pile of Trash to lead Coast Guard

Trump nominates Giant Floating Pile of Trash to lead Coast Guard

Feb 7, 2025 3 min read paid

Coast Guard drops trailer for ‘Cocaine Whale’

Coast Guard drops trailer for ‘Cocaine Whale’

The working title, ‘Blow Whale,’ was dropped after a porn company sued for copyright infringement.

Apr 14, 2023 2 min read paid

Coast Guard Petty Officer insists you call him Coast Guardian

Coast Guard Petty Officer insists you call him Coast Guardian

Apr 6, 2023 2 min read paid

Coast Guard saves shark from crazy, delusional police chief

Coast Guard saves shark from crazy, delusional police chief

Mar 28, 2023 2 min read paid

Coastie in distress takes long pause before calling Coast Guard for help

Coastie in distress takes long pause before calling Coast Guard for help

Mar 28, 2023 1 min read paid

Coast Guard recruitment incentive offers $115 in Bed, Bath & Beyond coupons

Coast Guard recruitment incentive offers $115 in Bed, Bath & Beyond coupons

Mar 28, 2023 2 min read paid

Coast Guard seizes 4,000 pounds of uncut Cheetos Dust

Coast Guard seizes 4,000 pounds of uncut Cheetos Dust

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Coast Guard telethon kicks off fundraising season

Coast Guard telethon kicks off fundraising season

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Coast Guard boat crashing through waves is having a f*cking blast!

Coast Guard boat crashing through waves is having a f*cking blast!

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Coast Guard Finally Shoots Something

Coast Guard Finally Shoots Something

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Coast Guard Inspects Epic Party Boat Over And Over And Over

Coast Guard Inspects Epic Party Boat Over And Over And Over

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Coast Guard Mostly Saves Very Stupid People, Study Finds

Coast Guard Mostly Saves Very Stupid People, Study Finds

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid