Annual Sorting Cover Ceremony sorts recruits into military branches
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Marine Corps
Marines: solving every problem with either a knife hand or C4.
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Lance corporal fears the worst now that his duty relief is 5 minutes late
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New Marine barracks policy to allow one small animal, catboy, or furry
"This is a huge step forward for inclusivity in the Corps," said Lt. Col. Nathan Fluffmaster.
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4 reasons why Duffel Blog should moderate the VP debate
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Semi-literate Gunny won’t stop saying 'demure'
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5 dead, 3 hospitalized after Airmen try MREs on a dare
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Corpsman recommends masturbating into clean, dry socks
'Yes, CLP is a lubricant. No, it is not meant for you'
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Opinion: This Page Maliciously Left Blank
You can’t control Ctrl+F me? Well, Ctrl+F you, pal.
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Is America ready for a POG Vice President?
“I thought I could trust J.D., but this changes everything,” said Gertrude Witherscotch, an 87-year-old voter.
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Lance corporal asks squad leader to step aside for the good of the country
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Marines who jerked off in porta-potty welcome newborn chemical monster on Father’s Day
“We’re still not sure how this happened, but why question the miracle of life?”
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Navy announces USS Hamid Karzai International Airport as second ship in new Despair-class
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Marines surveyed about quality of life agree they would like some
Maybe just basic human rights and toasters in the barracks?
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Retired 4-stars occupy campus of Marine Corps University
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General Berger joins fellow retirees in bashing FD 2030
"Hey, I'm a retired Marine General. This is what we do now."
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The six guys who hit on your wife at every Marine Corps Birthday Ball
We’ve all heard the saying “Trust a Marine with your life, not your wife.” Those words ring truest on November 10, when Marines gather to celebrate their branch’s
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Son Proudly Follows In Father's, Grandfather's Footsteps In Faking Military Service
CLEVELAND, Ohio – John Jakeman always knew he wanted to be a fake veteran, ever since he grew up following his father Sullivan "Sully" Jakeman around to various veterans&
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USS Haditha Accidentally Sinks Fishing Boat, Machine-Guns Survivors
MANAMA, Bahrain — In a rare setback for the international anti-piracy campaign off Somalia, U.S. Navy officials today admitted that the American warship USS Haditha accidentally sank a Chinese fishing
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Battalion Flees Afghan District After Discovering 'Spider Hole' Containing Giant Arachnid
KAPISA PROVINCE, AFGHANISTAN – A battalion of soldiers has unexpectedly and completely withdrawn from its Area of Operations after discovering a "spider-hole" containing a giant arachnid. A squad of
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General Mattis Crosses Potomac With 100,000 Troops; President, Senate Flee City
WASHINGTON — In an unprecedented turn in American history, retired Marine Gen. James Mattis, several years after being dismissed by the President and exiled to his estate in the countryside, marched
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