MEPS doctors say sedentary lifestyles bad for recruits’ supple bodies and soft, soft skin
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Marine Corps
Marines: solving every problem with either a knife hand or C4.
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Marines allowed to use Knife Hands as voter identification
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Annual Sorting Cover Ceremony sorts recruits into military branches
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Lance corporal fears the worst now that his duty relief is 5 minutes late
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New Marine barracks policy to allow one small animal, catboy, or furry
"This is a huge step forward for inclusivity in the Corps," said Lt. Col. Nathan Fluffmaster.
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4 reasons why Duffel Blog should moderate the VP debate
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Semi-literate Gunny won’t stop saying 'demure'
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5 dead, 3 hospitalized after Airmen try MREs on a dare
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Corpsman recommends masturbating into clean, dry socks
'Yes, CLP is a lubricant. No, it is not meant for you'
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Opinion: This Page Maliciously Left Blank
You can’t control Ctrl+F me? Well, Ctrl+F you, pal.
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Is America ready for a POG Vice President?
“I thought I could trust J.D., but this changes everything,” said Gertrude Witherscotch, an 87-year-old voter.
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Lance corporal asks squad leader to step aside for the good of the country
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Marines who jerked off in porta-potty welcome newborn chemical monster on Father’s Day
“We’re still not sure how this happened, but why question the miracle of life?”
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Navy announces USS Hamid Karzai International Airport as second ship in new Despair-class
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Experts agree: ‘The Sound of Freedom’ is actually tinnitus
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Marines surveyed about quality of life agree they would like some
Maybe just basic human rights and toasters in the barracks?
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Retired 4-stars occupy campus of Marine Corps University
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Marine ranks animals by how well he could take them in a fight
Bro. Seriously though, bro. Like, a snake is all neck if you think about it.
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General Berger joins fellow retirees in bashing FD 2030
"Hey, I'm a retired Marine General. This is what we do now."
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USMC 'Training and Education 2030' calls for 70% Marine literacy within decade
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