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SNOWDEN: 'Elf On A Shelf' Actually Hugely Successful NSA Project

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Point/Counterpoint: The Base Defense Siren Just Went Off Mid-Jack

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

1st. Sgt. Invokes 'Primae Noctis' On Christmas Care Packages

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Army-Navy Game Prepares West Pointers For Similar Battlefield Results

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Major ISIS Offensive Goes Unnoticed During Army-Navy Game

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

BREAKING: San Diego Sailors Make Peace With God As Steady Rain Threatens Life As We Know It

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

BREAKING: Your Christmas Leave Is Cancelled

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

CO Mystified Troops Aren't Enthusiastic About Holiday-Themed Moto Run

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

North Korean Hackers Upload Pornography To Sergeant Major's Work Computer

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

North Korean Hackers Threaten 9/11-Style Attack On Basic Rules Of English Grammar

Oct 5, 2022 paid

Sailor At Command Holiday Party Grimly Realizes He Never Left High School

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Opinion: To Fight North Korea, We Need An Agency With Massive Surveillance Capabilities

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid

Santa Mistaken for Passenger Jet, Shot Down Over Ukraine

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Study Finds Most Infantrymen Want Females In Their Platoons

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Marine Spends Weekend Libo On Shitter After Two-Week Field Op

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Afghanistan: A Look Back On America's Longest War

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid

First Sergeant Not Guilty For Summary Execution Of Shitbag

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

‘I Weep For Our Nation,’ Remarks Fly On Wall At Navy Basic Training

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Opinion: The Fucking Mirror Moved Again, Fix It For Me

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Major Isn't Sure Where His Security Detail Went

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid