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Congressional Resolution Reinstates 'French' Fries, 'French' Toast

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

OBITUARY: Mohammed Emwazi, AKA Jihadi John

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Enraged Pope Vows To Enlist In The French Foreign Legion

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

SMA Dailey Authorizes Festive Holiday Uniform Modifications

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Doctors Close To Cure For Butthurt Disease

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

US Not Sure Who It's Fighting In Middle East, Bombs Israel 'Just To Be Sure'

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

2016 GOP Candidates Strengthen Foreign Policy Credentials By Watching 'American Sniper'

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Emotional Homecoming As Coast Guard Cutter Returns From Ten Long Days At Sea

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Trump Revealed To Be Vladimir Putin In Hilarious Wig

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Army To Lower Divorce Rates By Training Soldiers Not To Marry Strippers

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Aide Catches USAFE Commander Trying To Sneak Out Again

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Student Veterans Convert Northeastern University's Veteran Center Into Brothel

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Navy Unveils $14.99 (+ s/h) Strategic Planning Technology

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Syrian Refugees Relieved Not To Be Sent To Detroit

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

DARPA to Weaponize Thoughts and Prayers

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

OpEd: Male Troops, Aged 18 – 19, Welcome At My Home For Thanksgiving

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Americans Unite To Welcome 10,000 Syrian Refugee Dogs

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

White House Cancels Turkey Pardon After Russian Fighter Incident

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

OPINION: This Corporal’s Reenlistment Speech Really Life-Changing

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Syrian Refugee Vetting Assigned To VA, 10-Year Backlog Announced

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid