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Soldier Who Said He'd Fight War So 'Son Wouldn't Have To' Feels Like An Asshole Right Now

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

The Duffel Blog Would Like To Retract Its Story Regarding Sergeant Smith

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Captain Being Photographed Unaware It'll Be On Cover Of Navy Times When He's Fired Next Month

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

'My Recruiter Fucked Me,' Laments Marine On Recruiting Duty

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Man Who Puked All Over Roommate's Clothes Months Ago Now Huge Factor In Whether You Live Or Die

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

72 Black-Eyed Virgins Still Waiting To Give It Up

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Amos To Reawaken Spirit Of Marine Corps Through Trial-By-Combat

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Pentagon Announces Upgrade Of Military Web Browsers To Internet Explorer 4.0

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

1st Sgt Tells Troops To Drive Drunk, Assault Women In Vain Hope They'll Do Opposite

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid

Juggalos Get Pentagon OK To Wear Religious Face Paint In Uniform

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

LEAKED MEMO: We Need To Purge Soldiers Who Deployed To Iraq Or Afghanistan

Oct 5, 2022 paid

Judge To Justin Bieber: Join The Marine Corps Or Go To Jail

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

DHS Purchases 1.2 Billion 'Domestic Anti-Personnel' Rounds

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Sailor Spends Hours In Locker Room Bashing Gays While Completely Naked

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Marines Convert To Norse Paganism, Demand Horns And Wings On Helmets

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Navy Flexes Muscle, Tows Retired Aircraft Carrier Toward North Korea

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid

President Obama Preemptively Apologizes for Future US Wars

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Ask A Needlessly Complex Army Flowchart

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Officer Fixes Problem Soldier By Transferring Him To Another Command

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Veteran Continues To Serve Country By Pointing Out Uniform Discrepancies On The Internet

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid