Breakthrough in Marine Corps technology now allows for shorts so short they reside inside the wearer’s butthole
Schmedium no longer enough
Schmedium no longer enough
Command critical to national survival requests patience
There's one for every professional veteran.
Out: Coloring books and crayons. In: Comic books and Letters to Penthouse
Do not make eye contact. Just back away.
Also suggests assigning Russian Generals to area beautification
USAREC: "This'll get 'em!"
PO1 finds religion
"The best fiscal move for this country?...The data says yes.”
"Only I can survive the ninja punch," says former reality star
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
"Get A-Head In the Air Force" probably out too
"Yeah, that tracks," acknowledges Army spokesman
A life of quiet desperation is still a life
Jet mechanic skills currently less valuable than caffeination
Maybe if you showed you actually deserve to be here your life would get better
Rampant misogyny just a nice bonus
All claims to be submitted from trucks via GoPro
The chow hall is booked for the next year.
"Times change," said VA Secretary Denis McDonough.
Leadership 101, folks.
They keep pushing back dinner time.
PowerPoint saves lives.
It makes sense, bro, just trust me
PIN me baby, one more time
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