Trump nominates giant floating pile of trash to lead Coast Guard
Upon confirmation, Giant Floating Pile of Trash will replace relieved commandant Adm. Linda Fagan.
Upon confirmation, Giant Floating Pile of Trash will replace relieved commandant Adm. Linda Fagan.
Seriously dude, time to step up.
The working title, ‘Blow Whale,’ was dropped after a porn company sued for copyright infringement.
Both?
“We see this sort of thing all the time," officials said.
Gulp.
Some people are visual learners.
This follows the Navy's 2020 "Wayfair, you've got the Navy I need" program.
A Punisher decal may be thrown in for good measure.
The license plate game doesn't work in the commissary parking lot.
The hero of the shallow seas finally gets his due.
Smattering of applause.
Either way, he is a cute little fella.
Quick thinking Rebecca!
At least we tried right?
Seems like a pretty even argument.
Can you blame them?
"We expect her to be well-taken care of.”
"I was giving Medusa a ride and accidentally looked at her and now I’m stone."
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