Trump nominates Giant Floating Pile of Trash to lead Coast Guard
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Judge gives Coast Guard member choice between jail or joining the military
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Coast Guard drops trailer for ‘Cocaine Whale’
The working title, ‘Blow Whale,’ was dropped after a porn company sued for copyright infringement.
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Military funeral attendees unsure whether soldier was special ops or dumbass
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Coast Guard saves shark from crazy, delusional police chief
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Coastie in distress takes long pause before calling Coast Guard for help
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New Coast Guard coloring book of drowned corpses promotes life jacket use
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Coast Guard recruitment incentive offers $115 in Bed, Bath & Beyond coupons
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Biden considers forgiving troops' unpaid Ford Raptor loans
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Coast Guard commissions new cutter 'Ashton Kutcher'
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Veteran grandfather only mildly excited grandson decided to join Coast Guard
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Toddler aimlessly wandering around base may be lost child or new XO
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Navy intel officer gives wrong secure phone number to creepy crypto guy
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'All Else Fails' added to DoD operational risk management model
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Point/Counterpoint: Here’s a list of resources for your military family vs don’t have a family, it’s a huge pain in our ass
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People stranded on island wave away Coast Guard helicopter, “No Thanks! It’s much better here!”
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Ghislaine Maxwell moved to VA Hospital parking lot to await trial
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Duffel Blog Presents: The Top 5 excuses for avoiding a retirement ceremony
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