Pentagon defunds anti–think tank missile
Officials say program unnecessary given existing self-censorship
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Department of War confirms ongoing war not a war
Officials say situation best described as “hostile situationship” to avoid congressional involvement
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Nicolás Maduro to return in Avengers: Doomsday
Marvel says former Venezuelan leader brings ‘authentic menace’ to next film.
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Hegseth blames fog of war after wrapping car around tree
Pentagon staff unsure whether to update safety briefs or call a meteorologist.
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Biden assures Ukrainians new aid package is for their freedom and totally not f-you to Trump
“Just in time before peace breaks out!” Biden declared. “Maybe.”
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It’s time for every groundbreaking ceremony ever
Ceremony is 1500, showtime is 0800
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“Da BARS!” Nicolai Russinski’s Superfans predictions for the upcoming 2024 offensive season
Kyiv by spring!
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Zelensky to congressional leaders: "May you live forever"
Alpha males line up to avoid a fight
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Douglas Macgregor insists Satan has “perfectly defensible reasons” in war for human souls
"Then Satan entered Judas, called Iscariot, one of the Twelve."
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Disney buys rights to Afghanistan from Department of Defense
ARLINGTON, VA - In a surprise move that has caught many service-members off guard, the Pentagon announced plans to sell the rights to Afghanistan to the Walt Disney Corporation for
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