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Vol. 15 · No. 123 · Wednesday, 14 October 2026

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Air & Space · Page 6

BREAKING: Humble F-35 pilot hasn’t told anyone what he flies for over 2 hours

Hero just proud to be on the team with history's most advanced fighter

Filed · 0727

So sick, bro

LUKE AFB, Az. – At a weekly meeting of Fighter Attack Pilots Anonymous (FAPA), F-35 pilot Captain Michael Carson earned his two-hour chip by not referring to himself as a fighter or attack pilot for over two hours. Carson’s previous record was forty-seven minutes, a bar set while he was in upgrade training prior to being certified to fly the fifth-generation fighter. His two-hour streak ended when he reminded an Apache pilot sitting next to him that the B-model of the F-35 can land vertically, “Just like a helicopter, bro-ham”.

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