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Mustachioed Navy officer, obsessed with Japan and toe shoes, still single somehow

So weird.

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Mustachioed Navy officer, obsessed with Japan and toe shoes, still single somehow

YOKOSUKA, Japan — U.S. Navy Commander Jeremy Fogelson is the guy to call when it comes to a nuclear reactor core meltdown. But when it comes to love, ladies are looking elsewhere. 

Fogelson is still single even after multiple tours in Japan, temporary duty trips to the Philippines, and four voluntary individual augmentee assignments in South Korea. But he is unsure why this is since he views himself as quite the catch. He has achieved many things in his storied, 18-year-long career in the Navy. His achievements include earning a master's and PhD during his time in service and completing several rigorous schools like Navy Prototype. Still, he brings more to the table than his military accomplishments. 

At five feet, nine inches tall, he is of average height for a “US male and far taller than a Japanese male,” he says. And he takes pride in his appearance, having an immaculately groomed mustache and always wearing dri-fit polo shirts when out of uniform. His style is practical yet professional, reflected by his love of wearing Vibram toe shoes with casual clothing. He prioritizes a healthy lifestyle and has many hobbies like collecting figurines, hiking Mount Fuji, and visiting hostess bars.

“I have a job and no diseases, and I am really smart,” Fogelson explained. “Smarter than some Chad who just cares about football and beer. I care about culture and art, which is why I love watching 1980’s anime and playing Tekken.”

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