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'Army am lowering standards more for morer recruit', says Army

'Army am lowering standards more for morer recruit', says Army

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THE PENTAGON – As the US military continues to struggle with lagging recruiting efforts, the Army has announced ambitious plans to fill their ranks using a program that “am lower standards more” to attract “more recruit[s].”

According to a press release from the Pentagon, the “Join Army, Bro!” campaign is aimed at t…

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W.E. Linde
Former military intelligence officer, amateur historian, blogger/writer at DamperThree.com. Strives to be a satirist, but probably just sarcastic. Twitter @welinde
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