Nation's spies enroll in Trump Intel University after president says they should go back to school
NEW YORK — All 17 members of the nation’s Intelligence Community (IC) enrolled in Trump Intelligence University on Wednesday after President Trump suggested on Twitter that they go back to school.
From the CIA and the Air Force Intelligence Service to the Department of State and the National Security Agency, the new students reportedly “giggled with excitement and tried but failed to ‘high five’ each other” at the news of being admitted to such a well-known center of academic excellence.
They all promised the president that they would be diligent in their studies and do very greatly in school.
Trump Intelligence University (TIU) — formerly known as Trump University — follows its predecessor’s business model by being a for-profit, unaccredited education company. Trump University was open from 2005 until 2010 when allegations of impropriety arose, as well as an assertion that it was nothing more than a bait-and-switch financial scheme.
School officials assured Duffel Blog that it will not t…
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