Duffel Blog

Duffel Blog

Share this post

Duffel Blog
Duffel Blog
Satanic Chaplain Scores 666 on Combat Fitness Test
Copy link
Facebook
Email
Notes
More

Satanic Chaplain Scores 666 on Combat Fitness Test

Presence of "Lamb having seven horns and seven eyes" unexplained

Duffel Blog Staff's avatar
Duffel Blog Staff
Oct 10, 2023
∙ Paid

Share this post

Duffel Blog
Duffel Blog
Satanic Chaplain Scores 666 on Combat Fitness Test
Copy link
Facebook
Email
Notes
More
Share

“Dark Lord, be with me….hyyyyyahhhhh!!!!”

FORT LIBERTY, NC — While most Chaplains primarily focus on spiritual fitness, Chaplain (Capt) Malcolm Abbadon is turning heads all the way around due to a different kind of fitness. Abbadon, who represents the Church of Satan, recently set a record-breaking score of 666 points on the recently revamped Army Combat…

Keep reading with a 7-day free trial

Subscribe to Duffel Blog to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.

Already a paid subscriber? Sign in
© 2025 Duffel Blog LLC
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture

Share

Copy link
Facebook
Email
Notes
More