Secretary Austin caught skipping State of the Union by making same day Walter Reed appointment
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Local Man Unsure Which Global Terrorist to Sympathize With Next
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AFN presents The Geo-Bachelor
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US Joint Force Unsurprised to See Nation, Middle-East “Back on Their Bullshit”
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Military spouse genitals now CAC-enabled
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Breaking: MRE Jalapeño cheese spread terrible anal lubricant
Please don't get any ideas about the beef frankfurters
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Corpsman Awarded Nobel Prize in Medicine for Mixing Tylenol with Motrin
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Marine ranks animals by how well he could take them in a fight
Bro. Seriously though, bro. Like, a snake is all neck if you think about it.
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DOD: Maybe this Osprey thing was actually a bad idea?
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Military Flyover During Puppy Bowl Causes Chaos on the Field
Patriotic display causes shaking, howling, and uncontrolled urination
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Toby Keith Reunites with American Soldier
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Feds Lure TX National Guard From Border With Fake Hooters, Liquor Store
Don't mess with Texas unless you got booze and boobs!
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Department of Defense: 'We're not smart enough to run a Taylor Swift PSYOP'
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Top 5 disability ratings as ranked by a drunk guy at the VFW
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US-Houthi War Bombs at Box Office
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Navy commander relieved for treating his sailors like people
"I’ll try to be more indifferent and detached in the future."
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New Miss America eager to "bomb the shit out of the enemies of America".
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“Da BARS!” Nicolai Russinski’s Superfans Predictions for the Upcoming 2024 Offensive Season
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Are you trapped in an escape room or just your weekly staff meeting?
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Secretary Austin awarded new “Sick Call Ranger” tab
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