Air Force deploys giant military cats to defeat Chinese balloons
@#$%ing stuff up is just what they do.
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Air Force shoots down military spouse after mistaking it for spy balloon
Stuff happens. Mistakes were made. #FakeNews
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Guam finally capsizes
THE PACIFIC OCEAN—After years of warnings from Congress, the island of Guam has finally capsized, according to several Department of Defense officials familiar with the matter. Satellite imagery confirmed
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Air Force testing vegan napalm
EDWARDS AIR FORCE BASE, Calif. — The U.S. Air Force is testing an improved,vegan version of the classic Cold War throwback weapon napalm, according to Air Force officials. The
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Hotels in Iran deemed unsuitable for Air Force deployment needs
TEHRAN, Iran — An Air Force feasibility study has revealed that Iran has no hotels that meet the high standards for housing U.S. Air Force airmen should they be deployed
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Air Force gentrifies Marine MOUT
CAMP LEJEUNE, N.C. — While conducting training at the Camp Lejeune M.O.U.T. (Military Operations in Urban Terrain) town over the weekend, the Marines of 3rd Battalion, 2nd
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Air Force authorizes ‘combat podcaster’ career field
THE PENTAGON – The Air Force formally added a new career field to its ranks this week, the 3C5XX Combat Podcaster. Under development for three years, this new profession promises to
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Toxic Air Force colonel promoted to toxic Air Force general
THE PENTAGON — A toxic Air Force colonel who had previously berated her Wing subordinates to the point they would crawl under their desks and cry has been promoted to a
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Air Force veteran’s PTSD triggered by familiar office ringtone
DAYTON, Ohio — Air Force veteran Blake Miller is reported to be in "stable condition" after his PTSD was triggered by a ringtone that reminded him of his active
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Air Force robot dog sad it never had balls to lick
NELLIS AFB, Nevada — The initial fielding of Air Force tactical robot dogs revealed a potentially critical glitch: The dogs are depressed by their unfulfillable need to lick their non-existent gonads.
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Air Force smart bomb too clever for dumb Navy bomb
NEVADA TEST AND TRAINING RANGE, Nev. — After winning a competition at the military’s annual Red Flag exercise, an Air Force Small Diameter Bomb II was just too intelligent for
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Air Force ignores ‘take one’ trick-or-treat sign
THE PENTAGON — General Charles Q. Brown, Chief of Staff of the Air Force, was seen going back to a bowl of candy bars labeled “take one” twice at the Joint
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Air Force starts using highly effective ‘glitter bomb’ against Taliban
BAGRAM AIRFIELD, AFGHANISTAN - The Air Force has released information regarding a new weapon in their arsenal: The MX784 Irritant Dispersant, or “Glitter Bomb” as it is known in the
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In stunning 5-4 decision, Supreme Court declares Air Force unconstitutional
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The U.S. Supreme Court, in a shocking decision, declared the U.S. Air Force unconstitutional earlier today. In a 5-4 decision, the high court mandated a
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ISAF drops candy to Afghan children, kills 51
MAZAR-I-SHARIF, AFGHANISTAN - In a tragic accident earlier today, aircraft belonging to the International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) inadvertently killed 51 Afghans near the city of Mazar-i-Sharif while attempting to
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Air Force investigation finds rampant cheating, 'frat house behavior' among key leaders
Colorado Springs, CO - A recent investigation by the Air Force found shocking evidence of cheating pilots, outsourcing, and other behavior many outsiders have called "outrageous." The investigation,
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Air Force MQ-9 reaper diagnosed with PTSD, refuses to fly
KANDAHAR, AFGHANISTAN – In the latest setback to America's drone war over Pakistan, one of its MQ-9 Reapers was recently diagnosed with a severe case of Post Traumatic Stress
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In apparent supply order mix-up, Air Force gives AIDS to Afghan village
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Air Force announces new 'tape under the fold' regulation for PT test
SAN ANTONIO, TX – In an unprecedented maneuver, the United States Air Force has decided to modify its Physical Training Test to include taping under stomach folds during the waist measurement
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Shocking report: Air Force Colonel explodes
PATRICK AFB, FL - The 45th Space Wing Operations Group is in mourning this week after the sudden “death by explosion” of their group commander, Colonel Alan Riddick, on Monday
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Air Force releases new computer based training to increase CBT efficiency
RANDOLPH AFB, TX - The Air Force Personnel Center (AFPC) announced Friday the fielding of a Computer Based Training (CBT) module to reduce the time spent on CBTs. “This is
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U.S. Air Force turns 65; looks forward to retirement in spring
THE PENTAGON - In a surprise announcement earlier today, General Mark Welsh III, Air Force Chief of Staff, revealed that the Air Force is planning to retire sometime in the
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Drone pilot to receive first Air Force medal of honor since Vietnam
INDIAN SPRINGS, NV – An Air Force drone pilot who managed to fly his MQ-9 Reaper for 120 straight hours through multiple firefights will receive the Medal of Honor, Air Force
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Active-duty drag queens find home with Air Force musical ensemble
LACKLAND AFB, TX - After a year following the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell (DADT), Air Force Tops in Blue has seen a 500% increase
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Top drone pilots battle at elite training school
CORONADO, CA – Two months ago, Senior Airman Rod Wilkins was a flyboy without a war. Due to what he describes as “typical military bureaucracy,” his Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) unit
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