Hey, someone has to write the PowerPoint for the war.
Congress assures troops that poverty builds character.
Generals relieved it wasn’t a firing squad or Eyes Wide Shut reenactment
Audit finds lack of dead hang directly correlated with collapse of two nations
Governor hails “historic partnership” between citrus industry and underpaid weekend warriors
Rebrand includes new signage, commemorative coins, and same culture of unanswered questions and haunted latrines.
The Fort’s marketing office is working with the Defense Logistics Agency to develop a new hawk mascot in Oakleys.
Good news: Tattoos of Pete Hegseth depicted “in the Greek Style” are now allowed.
Troops surprised to find old combat outposts still smell like Axe body spray
Johnson single-handedly organized a supply run for pumpkin spice latte MREs (Meals, Ready-to-Eat).
The retired officer says that America is woefully under-resourced in a defense technology capability that is only sold by his company.
The USS Ronald Reagan held the record for simultaneous penis inspections, with 473 sailors participating.
"The very first thing he signed was, ‘Dookie, Sir, West Point, Sir!’”
"There’s no ‘I’ in team" but there are three 'U's in "shut the f--k up"
"I’ve personally fired every female commander I can find, and now one has completed Best Ranger?”
