The service that floats around the world looking for Wi-Fi.
“We trained our whole lives for this chapter,” sources say.
Donation will “tide everyone over” until someone finds seven billion more cans
Congress assures troops that poverty builds character.
Hundreds of generals trapped at Quantico after DTS crash forced to role-play their way out.
Officials say advanced students may graduate to Green Eggs and Ham
Generals relieved it wasn’t a firing squad or Eyes Wide Shut reenactment
USS Wasp leadership fears crew will collectivize chow line
Historic title to be replaced with something the SECDEF can say without giggling
Sources say unmade bed had more loose ends than the Afghanistan withdrawal
After decades of dominating air superiority, Navy shifts focus to dominating water mediocrity.
The retired officer says that America is woefully under-resourced in a defense technology capability that is only sold by his company.
The USS Ronald Reagan held the record for simultaneous penis inspections, with 473 sailors participating.
"There’s no ‘I’ in team" but there are three 'U's in "shut the f--k up"
