Five sides, zero accountability
Good news: Tattoos of Pete Hegseth depicted “in the Greek Style” are now allowed.
U.S. military now powered by freedom, capitalism, and high-fructose corn syrup
Troops surprised to find old combat outposts still smell like Axe body spray
The retired officer says that America is woefully under-resourced in a defense technology capability that is only sold by his company.
The publication's editor was added to another Signal chat called "Joint Ops Bantz 🔥💥🚀 (NO FOREIGN)"
Budgetary offices across the service branches are scrambling after receiving the ambiguous guidance.
"I’ve personally fired every female commander I can find, and now one has completed Best Ranger?”
"The supplier increased the cost by 145%."
"Recruiting an entire regiment based only on skin color? What were we thinking?”
Now our warfighters won’t lose access to the lube that keeps the Defense Department grinding.
"Remember that we are Army Strong, and we are Mmm Mmm Good.”
Black mold is now able to serve openly in the barracks with no special treatment and will be judged fairly against other barracks residents.
"Accountability has been my watchword from day one, and my little boo-boo is no exception,” he said.
