Man known for poor judgment displays poor judgment
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The Pentagon
Five sides, zero accountability
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Jeff and Tina: Hey, uh, what in the fuck?
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Hegseth says he meant to send dick pic, not war plans
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TRANSCOM renamed PENISORVAGINACOM to comply with Presidential Directives
"It's super awkward to put on my LinkedIn profile," said Gen. Randall Reed, the commander.
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Pentagon offers Black recruits exciting opportunities as cooks, truck drivers
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Hegseth orders military to paint 'Z' on all vehicles
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Pentagon establishes Task Force of Task Forces to address need for Task Forces
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Hegseth’s top tips on using the Warrior Ethos to abandon allies and warfighters
Here are Hegseth’s best “easy outs” for serving allies and partners a big cold dish of reality.
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Leidos wins $10 billion contract to write 5 bullets on what fed employees did last week
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Suspicious OPM email ignored by entire government thanks to cyber awareness training
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DoD rushes to add obvious 'woke' things to keep Hegseth busy
“Hey, someone close the door, the weekly interoffice gay pride parade is kind of loud.”
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Elon Musk appoints Donald Trump as Commander-in-Chief
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'I'm not a perfect person' says Hegseth, who is not even a sort of ok person
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Author of DoD AI policy clearly going through breakup with AI girlfriend
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Hegseth vows to implement new 'Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell' drinking policy
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Pentagon says it can't obey orders to attack fellow Americans at current funding levels
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New Department of Gov. Efficiency seeks majors and staff NCOs as military liaisons
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Hegseth announces new $HARP program to combat military sexual assault
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Biden assures Ukrainians new aid package is for their freedom and totally not f-you to Trump
“Just in time before peace breaks out!” Biden declared. “Maybe.”
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DoD prepares brief for incoming SECDEF Pete Hegseth on who the fuck Pete Hegseth is
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