The military’s favorite tradition—long-winded weekend warnings about booze, fireworks, and bad decisions.
Gold diggers, Bieber, and malt liquor: Diddy’s safety brief hits different
Guess who’s going to have to pick your nasty ass up from jail when you step out of line. It’s gonna be me.
“Don’t add to the population and don't subtract from the population."
YOUR BASE — Gather round folks. C’mon, bring it in really close. I want to cover a few topics to keep you safe as we head into the weekend. It’
SHAW AFB, S.C. — Hey, yo Colonel, I'm real happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish your safety brief, but I wanted to say
WINTERFELL, Westeros — "Gather round warriors of Winterfell and prepare for the brief of safety to be given by our beloved Hodor" said Arya Stark, as the first snow
Chris Wallace: “Greetings ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the weekend safety brief. I’ll be your moderator, Chris Wallace. This afternoon’s safety brief will cover a variety of
Nick stood in the rain with the others to wait for the sergeant. His face was wet. It was Friday afternoon. “Of course it starts raining just as soon as
’Twas libo, and the vaters moto Did vape and vorcot in the smits: All shitbird were the rawhide scruffs, And the Odo scribed in fits. "Beware the Hookenskank, my
My name is Kurt Vonnegut, and I fought in the Battle of the Bulge and came slightly unstuck in time. I’m here to give you your weekend safety briefing,
The night Max wore his unicorn suit and made mischief of one kind and another his first sergeant called him "Dirt bag!" And Max said "BLOW ME!
Camp Pendleton. Hours before a 72. Heavily-tattooed Marines standing in formation. All amped up for the weekend. Ready to kill. Ready to fuck. Patiently waiting to be cut loose so
The safety briefing was a repetition of the week before, save that the need for drink was becoming overpowering to the dozing gunnery sergeant. The snarling of his Marines was
All the single soldiers (All the single soldiers) All the single soldiers (All the single soldiers) All the single soldiers (All the single soldiers) All the single soldiers Now put
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single company in possession of a good four day pass, must be in want of a safety brief. However little known the
I can’t stand it, you know we banned it I’m-a set straight this DUI rate I can’t stand recallin’ you all back here On Saturday when I’
The Company Gunnery Sergeant was shouting, shouting, shouting. His voice echoed off the parade deck, while the Marines of House Kilo stood motionless at parade rest outside the company holdfast.
Keeaw-screech! Scra-eech! Scra-eech! Scra-eech! Kuk Kuk Kuk Kuk? Keeaw? Keeaw! Keeaw-screech! Scra-eech! Scra-eech!
Rick: Okay, listen [belch] up. I'm going to keep this short, not because I think you won't listen - I know [belch] you won't.
You’re jonesing hard to go out to the bar but you haven’t heard my speech. The barracks in isolation is where you’re gonna be if you don’
Rubbers. Too many times I avoided the use of a prophylactic. What else can I say about this? The truth? The truth is that the first time you get The
This is for you, the Marine, soldier, sailor, airman, or whatever other title we give to the living tools of imperialist aggression. Look on these words and the unbearable whiteness
If yer 'eadin' down to 'Ay Street To 'ave a bit a fun Be sure to take sheepguts, Pretect yerself my son Be sure to cover
Hey! Private Diddle, If it burns when you piddle, Better see the Doc by noon; The Corpsmen laughed As they punched his bore Diddle howled just like a baboon. Hickory,
Chi Chi Chi Ah Ah Ah Ch Chi Chi Ah Ah Ah
