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Trump taps Ashley Madison to lead Veterans' Affairs
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Military frantically Googling where Defense Secretary is in presidential order of succession
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Army hoping to end 14-year losing streak
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Navy Commander relieved for failing to relieve enough commanders
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Retiring pilot still unsure what 'Hogger' callsign means
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Intel analysts instructed to limit briefings with Trump to under 140 characters
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ISIS plans to use brutal Department of Veterans Affairs tactics to combat US military
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Hot dog-eating contest replaces Army/Navy football game
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Defense Secretary nominee Gen. James Mattis vows to make killing great again
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Mattis nomination forces battlefield evacuation of Marines in Iraq overcome by giant moto-boners
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Army engineers fail to lay pipe in North Dakota
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Pentagon officials fear ISIS militants now armed with reflective belts
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Pimpatronic 5000 appointed as Navy Vice Admiral of Vice
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Army to become 'Land Marines' under Mattis, Dunford-led Pentagon reorganization
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Sailor commemorates Pearl Harbor anniversary by drinking 75 sake bombs
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Gods finally call John Glenn back to Olympus
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Pentagon to build $6.8 billion center to combat fraud, waste, and abuse
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New documents show Death Star flaws stem from Pentagon mismanagement
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Captain Crunch nominated as Secretary of Scrumptiousness
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