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West Point cadet hoping to sort into Slytherin

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

'Top Gun: Maverick' filming halted after entire fleet of CGI F-35s grounded

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Army creates cyborg that can become homeless alcoholic 200 times faster than human counterparts

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Marine who says combat is a drug hasn’t tried either

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Grim reaper to dress as secretary Mattis for Halloween

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Rubber rifle finally gets confirmed kill

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Air Force suffering from massive sky penis envy

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

VA executives announce initiative to fill 45,000 vacant jobs: hire friends and relatives

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Contractor who never served showing all the trappings of a true vet bro

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Trump deploys National Guard to New York border to block Pete Davidson jokes

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

ISIS thanks Air Force for bombing North Carolina with Humvee

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Duffel Blog presents: 26 mythological creatures the troops have heard of but never seen

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

God forgets to capitalize 'Marine'

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Cyber command's first offensive operation: Bombing China with dick pics

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Marine recycled in Coast Guard sniper school for the fourth time

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Report: Every warrant officer in the Army is still worthless

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Opinion: I secretly want you to pet my service dog

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Dan Crenshaw stabs Pete Davidson in the eye, or whatever

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

The ten most mind-blowing lines from Lieutenant Smith’s latest operations order

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

General breaks jaw while talking out of both sides of mouth

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Troops deploy to Alamo for dramatic last stand against migrant caravan

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Report: Jody opening your wife's border while you protect ours

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Air Force can’t figure out why sailor would spend $1,280 on tattoo

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Thanksgiving declares unconditional surrender in war on Christmas

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Veteran with PTSD can’t believe he never thought to murder innocent people before

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid