Archive

VA closing parking lots for 'suicide standdown'

Oct 20, 2023 2 min read paid

Declutter your home by losing half your stuff while PCSing

Oct 20, 2023 2 min read paid

Fort Cavazos to reinstate English feudal right of Prima Nocta

Oct 20, 2023 2 min read paid

Hometown somehow sucks even more than when you first enlisted

Oct 18, 2023 1 min read paid

DoD introduces Devil's Advocate General Corps

Oct 17, 2023 1 min read paid

First female Navy SEAL maintains standard of being Oakley wearing D-bag

Oct 17, 2023 2 min read paid

Marines Improve Cyber Skills with Microchip Eating Contest

Oct 16, 2023 3 min read paid

Crossfit LLC wins contract to take Air Force officer fitness tests

Oct 13, 2023 1 min read paid

Satanic Chaplain Scores 666 on Combat Fitness Test

Oct 10, 2023 2 min read paid

Marine removed from White House after biting Biden's dog

Oct 10, 2023 1 min read paid

"Nailed it!", says Intel officer who assessed Middle East violence as "possible"

Oct 10, 2023 2 min read paid

[INSERT MILITARY UNIT] Struggling with [INSERT OUTDATED OR PROBLEMATIC BEHAVIOR]

Oct 6, 2023 2 min read paid

Trump: Department of Veterans Affairs will be Department of Losers and Suckers

Oct 4, 2023 3 min read paid

Government shutdown shuts down Government Task Force to End Government Shutdowns

Oct 2, 2023 1 min read paid

ASK SGT CASANOVA: Deciphering keywords in dating profiles

Oct 2, 2023 3 min read paid

"Unsustainable" number of Ft. Cavazos soldiers injured tripping over bodies

Oct 2, 2023 3 min read paid

Milley opens 'Joint Chiefs' cannabis shop outside Fort Myer gate

Sep 26, 2023 3 min read paid

Marines: Uhh, that F-35 was in SERE School

Sep 25, 2023 2 min read paid

New CMC pops as 3rd Battalion, 2nd Marine Regiment’s weekend duty supernumerary

Sep 22, 2023 2 min read paid

Alien Presents F-35 as Proof of Intelligent Life To Homeworld Government

Sep 21, 2023 2 min read paid