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Juggalos get Pentagon OK to wear religious face paint in uniform

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Judge to justin Bieber: Join the Marine Corps or go to jail

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

DHS purchases 1.2 billion 'domestic anti-personnel' rounds

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Sailor spends hours in locker room bashing gays while completely naked

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Marines convert to norse paganism, demand horns and wings on helmets

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Navy flexes muscle, tows retired aircraft carrier toward North Korea

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

President Obama preemptively apologizes for future US wars

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Ask a needlessly complex Army Flowchart

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Officer fixes problem soldier by transferring him to another command

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Veteran continues to serve country by pointing out uniform discrepancies on the Internet

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid

The hardest part of sobriety is waking up having to remember the Transsexual you accidentally banged

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Working party does neither

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Army times apologizes for adding 'hilarity ensues' to Iraq car bombing article

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

F-35 delayed after fourth prototype becomes self-aware and has to be destroyed

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid

Deployed recon unit convinced 49ers will win NFC championship

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Heartwarming steel reserve Super Bowl ad welcomes soldier home to empty house, 40oz beers

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Sleep-deprived pilot unsure whether on final approach to Bagram or getting lap dance from carmen electra

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Soldier who just graduated boot camp writes '18 things you should know about Army life' at BuzzFeed

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Russia issues terror alert for 'moose and squirrel'

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

The Colonel May not see it, but I know you're a total Shitbag

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Army officer beaten in Super Bowl commercial backlash

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Winter is coming: Cannibalistic Warlords arise at Ft. Bragg in wake of winter storm

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Hagel caught cheating on defense secretary proficiency exam

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Budweiser purchases naming rights to Arlington national cemetery

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Sergeant Major petulantly orders West Point grad to use more big words

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid