Gen. Milley looks for rebound war as Afghanistan moves on
Didn't we almost have it all.
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‘No proof of aliens’ says Space Force General of the galaxy Mzorpus Klaatu
Yeah, those are probably just weather balloons.
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Meet the general officers who broke tradition and just retired to quiet lives
This doesn't seem right.
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Gender reveal mine announces Navy's next ship will be a dud
Congratulations, dad!
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Tucker Carlson says he's not thrilled about male military uniforms either
"All of today’s war gear should appear more menacing to strike fear into Chinese hearts.”
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Army combat fitness test adopted military-wide after rousing success with soldiers
Get excited.
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Soldier forced to write ‘I will not accuse anyone of sedition until I can properly define it’ on whiteboard 14,000 times
“Anybody who disagreed with him about vehicle maintenance procedures was either ‘treasonous,’ or ‘Karen.'"
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Navy considers crotch-level rank insignia in effort to avoid awkward chest gaze
The service may soon field crotch-level rank tabs to solve the problem of the “awkward chest gaze."
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Michael Flynn hired to teach un-ethics class at Army War College
“As a popular song goes, Gen. Flynn has ‘perfect imperfections,” an Army official said.
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Army's new strategic plan for 2021 outlines the next 10 to 15 minutes
“Planning 10-15 minutes into the future is risky and ambitious. So, it’s an aspirational goal.”
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Claiming massive touchdown fraud, Navy vows to fight game results to Supreme Court
"They needed to stop counting the points, but they didn’t."
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Archaeologists uncover corpse of Roman staff officer at Pompeii desk
“They kept cranking out papyrus scrolls while the world literally burned."
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Delayed military mail-in ballots clinch the election for Lincoln
“The legal votes of every brave soldier must be counted,” said Kayleigh McEnany.
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