Walz faces court martial for “veteraning while Democrat”
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Cobra Commander
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Lieutenant not sure why he’s in this meeting
“I was told to be here at 1400, so I showed up."
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ROTC commander somehow manages not to fuck a cadet
“We are checking our data because obviously this is unprecedented,” said Maj. Gen. Antonio Munera, Commanding General of Cadet Command
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Army unit regrets combo Toys for Tots/ammunition amnesty box
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There’s your problem: Rifle aimed wrong way at qualification range
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Space Force anthem ensures aliens will never contact Earth
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Biden asks grandkids what cyber-measures would work best against Russia
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Russian country star Toby Keithovitch releases single “Courtesy of the White, Blue, and Red”
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Ranger School to offer remote learning option
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Montana militia discharges 24 soldiers for being vaccinated
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Budget-crunched Pentagon introduces 549-cord
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Biden fires intern in charge of Afghanistan
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Taliban S-4 pissed no one has signed for new US equipment
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Staff Sergeant: This 29th vaccination is where I draw the line
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Absolute psycho brought everything on the packing list
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No one at the bar can tell if Coast Guard guy is stealing valor
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FDA authorizes Crayola vaccine for Marines
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