ICE recruiters complain not enough candidates fail the ASVAB
Agency warns talent pool ‘dangerously close to functional literacy’
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Fuck! You left your I.D. Card in your computer
One minor mistake triggers cascading operational collapse
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Defense security cooperation agency replaced by office of cool Knives from the PX
Critics question strategic value of switchblade diplomacy.
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Hegseth pays troops with government travel card
Technically, the manual offers no guidance on paying an entire Army with a Visa.
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Walz faces court martial for “veteraning while Democrat”
"A profound betrayal of all men and women that put on the uniform.”
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Lieutenant not sure why he’s in this meeting
“I was told to be here at 1400, so I showed up."
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ROTC commander somehow manages not to fuck a cadet
“We are checking our data because obviously this is unprecedented,” said Maj. Gen. Antonio Munera, Commanding General of Cadet Command
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Army unit regrets combo toys for tots/ammunition amnesty box
Base legal did not review this.
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There’s your problem: Rifle aimed wrong way at qualification range
This seems to be happening more frequently.
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I was wearing a facemask for years before it was cool
I am watching all of you suddenly embrace the latest trend, which is a full-face mask which conceals your chin, mouth and nose. I just want all of you who
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Space Force anthem ensures aliens will never contact Earth
They hate the song like everyone else.
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Biden asks grandkids what cyber-measures would work best against Russia
Thank God for Gen Z.
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Russian country star Toby Keithovitch releases single “courtesy of the white, blue, and red”
It's a catchy tune.
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Ranger school to offer remote learning option
It's basically the same experience.
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Montana militia discharges 24 soldiers for being vaccinated
This is going to hurt armed protest attendance.
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Budget-crunched Pentagon introduces 549-cord
Every penny counts.
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Biden fires intern in charge of Afghanistan
It just makes sense.
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Taliban S-4 pissed no one has signed for new US equipment
We need an accurate count of the equipment we don't know how to use.
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Staff Sergeant: This 29th vaccination is where I draw the line
They have gone too far this time.
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Absolute psycho brought everything on the packing list
Hopefully someone packed a straitjacket.
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No one at the bar can tell if Coast Guard guy is stealing valor
"Do they have rifles? I thought they used harpoons.”
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FDA authorizes Crayola vaccine for Marines
"The results were just off-the-charts."
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