Cobra Commander

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Defense Security Cooperation Agency replaced by Office of Cool Knives from the PX

Defense Security Cooperation Agency replaced by Office of Cool Knives from the PX

Critics question strategic value of switchblade diplomacy.

Dec 17, 2025 4 min read members

Hegseth pays troops with government travel card

Hegseth pays troops with government travel card

Technically, the manual offers no guidance on paying an entire Army with a Visa.

Oct 22, 2025 3 min read paid

Walz faces court martial for “veteraning while Democrat”

Walz faces court martial for “veteraning while Democrat”

Aug 19, 2024 3 min read paid

Lieutenant not sure why he’s in this meeting

Lieutenant not sure why he’s in this meeting

“I was told to be here at 1400, so I showed up."

Aug 14, 2024 3 min read paid

ROTC commander somehow manages not to fuck a cadet

ROTC commander somehow manages not to fuck a cadet

“We are checking our data because obviously this is unprecedented,” said Maj. Gen. Antonio Munera, Commanding General of Cadet Command

Jul 17, 2024 3 min read paid

Army unit regrets combo Toys for Tots/ammunition amnesty box

Army unit regrets combo Toys for Tots/ammunition amnesty box

Mar 28, 2023 2 min read paid

There’s your problem: Rifle aimed wrong way at qualification range

There’s your problem: Rifle aimed wrong way at qualification range

Mar 28, 2023 2 min read paid

Space Force anthem ensures aliens will never contact Earth

Space Force anthem ensures aliens will never contact Earth

Sep 22, 2022 2 min read paid

Biden asks grandkids what cyber-measures would work best against Russia

Biden asks grandkids what cyber-measures would work best against Russia

Mar 14, 2022 2 min read paid

Russian country star Toby Keithovitch releases single “Courtesy of the White, Blue, and Red”

Russian country star Toby Keithovitch releases single “Courtesy of the White, Blue, and Red”

Feb 25, 2022 3 min read paid

Ranger School to offer remote learning option

Ranger School to offer remote learning option

Feb 21, 2022 2 min read paid

Montana militia discharges 24 soldiers for being vaccinated

Montana militia discharges 24 soldiers for being vaccinated

Jan 7, 2022 2 min read paid

Budget-crunched Pentagon introduces 549-cord

Budget-crunched Pentagon introduces 549-cord

Oct 22, 2021 2 min read paid

Biden fires intern in charge of Afghanistan

Biden fires intern in charge of Afghanistan

Sep 29, 2021 2 min read paid

Taliban S-4 pissed no one has signed for new US equipment

Taliban S-4 pissed no one has signed for new US equipment

Sep 8, 2021 1 min read paid

Staff Sergeant: This 29th vaccination is where I draw the line

Staff Sergeant: This 29th vaccination is where I draw the line

Aug 11, 2021 3 min read paid

Absolute psycho brought everything on the packing list

Absolute psycho brought everything on the packing list

May 28, 2021 2 min read paid

No one at the bar can tell if Coast Guard guy is stealing valor

No one at the bar can tell if Coast Guard guy is stealing valor

Apr 24, 2021 3 min read paid