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Hegseth announces Pentagon will stop fighting wars, focus on lethality

Hegseth announces Pentagon will stop fighting wars, focus on lethality

Department of Defense to rebrand as Also War Department

Sep 8, 2025 4 min read members

ICE deports Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps

ICE deports Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps

Jul 14, 2025 3 min read members

Pentagon says it can't obey orders to attack fellow Americans at current funding levels

Pentagon says it can't obey orders to attack fellow Americans at current funding levels

Dec 18, 2024 3 min read paid

DoD prepares brief for incoming SECDEF Pete Hegseth on who the fuck Pete Hegseth is

DoD prepares brief for incoming SECDEF Pete Hegseth on who the fuck Pete Hegseth is

Nov 22, 2024 5 min read paid

Duffel Blog's guide to Trump's selection of Pete Hegseth as SECDEF

Duffel Blog's guide to Trump's selection of Pete Hegseth as SECDEF

Nov 13, 2024 4 min read paid

Tuberville insists on blocking nominations until someone can answer his riddles three

Tuberville insists on blocking nominations until someone can answer his riddles three

"None shall pass!" says Senator from beneath bridge.

Nov 7, 2023 2 min read paid

DoD asks Israel, Hamas to move Intifada to Pacific

DoD asks Israel, Hamas to move Intifada to Pacific

Nov 6, 2023 2 min read paid

Space Force Admits Space Doctrine Mostly Just Adding ‘Space’ To All Space Nouns

Space Force Admits Space Doctrine Mostly Just Adding ‘Space’ To All Space Nouns

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid

Ben & Jerry’s Honors Mattis With New Ice Cream Flavor

Ben & Jerry’s Honors Mattis With New Ice Cream Flavor

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid

CENTCOM Commander 'Mad Dog' General James Mattis Set To Retire

CENTCOM Commander 'Mad Dog' General James Mattis Set To Retire

Oct 5, 2022 4 min read paid

Afghan Army Responds to Corpse Desecration, Mentors US Troops On Culture

Afghan Army Responds to Corpse Desecration, Mentors US Troops On Culture

Oct 5, 2022 4 min read paid

Man In Afghan President's Uniform Shoots Secretary Of Defense In Latest 'Green-on-Blue' Attack

Man In Afghan President's Uniform Shoots Secretary Of Defense In Latest 'Green-on-Blue' Attack

Oct 5, 2022 4 min read paid

Final John Paul Jones Letter: Denounces US, Requests Russian Burial

Final John Paul Jones Letter: Denounces US, Requests Russian Burial

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid

Commander Relieved For Violating Entire UCMJ

Commander Relieved For Violating Entire UCMJ

Oct 5, 2022 6 min read paid

General Dunford Accepts Wager To Spend Year In Haunted Command

General Dunford Accepts Wager To Spend Year In Haunted Command

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid

Typo Leads To Creation Of $179 Million Gorilla Warfare Program

Typo Leads To Creation Of $179 Million Gorilla Warfare Program

Oct 5, 2022 5 min read paid

New Marine Corps Show Fights Humor With Humor

New Marine Corps Show Fights Humor With Humor

Oct 5, 2022 4 min read paid

Defense Department Mandates Anti-Dueling Classes

Defense Department Mandates Anti-Dueling Classes

Oct 5, 2022 4 min read paid

Commandant Attempts To Fire Entire Marine Corps

Commandant Attempts To Fire Entire Marine Corps

Oct 5, 2022 5 min read paid