DoD says new F-35 to be made entirely of Taylor Swift tickets
"It'll cost us, but it'll pay off in the long run."
THE PENTAGON — The Department of Defense announced today that from this point forward, all models of the F-35 Lightning II will be made entirely out of Taylor Swift concert tickets.
“We demand the highest quality building materials for our aircraft, and there’s nothing out there that’s better than front-row seats to see Tay in Vegas, Kansas City, and Sea…
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