Incoming DNI Tulsi Gabbard vows to delete 'fake' intel connecting her to Russia

Meanwhile, local IT professionals have been baffled by a sudden surge in job listings for “data sanitization experts."

HONOLULU — Former Representative and current self-appointed savior of the nation Tulsi Gabbard was spotted today doing cartwheels down Kalakaua Avenue, apparently elated by her newfound opportunity to delete any and all evidence that might link her to Russia. Witnesses reported that she was seen cackling that her “prayers to Saint Snowden have finally b…