N. Korea agrees to swap Travis King for 6 pack of Coors and a Walkman
Master negotiator shows them how it's done

Just some dudes, doing what dudes do.
PYONGYANG, Democratic People’s Republic of Korea— America’s sweetheart, Pvt. Travis King may be returning to the United States soon after an apparent agreement brokered between the US government and the Supreme Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un.
Negotiated by famed dealmaker, information security expert, and former president Donald Trump along with foreign relations experts Dennis Rodman and Steven Seagal, the deal, made during nearly 14 nerve wracking minutes, will see King released in exchange for a six pack of Coors Banquet and a vintage walkman cassette player- two hard to come by commodities in the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, despite it’s long held reputation as “The People’s Paradise”.
“Smart, smart guy, that Kim,” Trump said in between bitter exchanges with his legal team. “He tried to push Trump into a corner over my VHS copy of ‘Bikini Carwash Company’ — underated film, ignored by low energy reviewers — but he knows we have over one thousand million aircraft carriers in the Korean Sea of Korea so he isn’t going to push his luck.”
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