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Pentagon upgrades computers to Windows 95

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Pentagon upgrades computers to Windows 95
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THE PENTAGON — The Department of Defense announced today that all the computers in the Pentagon had been upgraded to Windows 95, sources report.

“The future of war is in the cyber realm,” Capt. Mark Holland told reporters. “Upgrading to an operating system a decade ahead of anything we've used before puts us on the cutting edge of the information superhighway.”

The Pentagon decided on Windows 95 after a three-year study of operating systems available on the market.

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