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PTSD Barbie excluded from new Barbie movie

"You can be anything." Except someone with invisible wounds.

PTSD Barbie excluded from new Barbie movie

“PTSD Barbie? Ignore her, she’ll eventually light herself on fire in a VA parking lot.”

HOLLYWOOD, Ca. - The Barbie movie is a hit. Fans, and 43-year-old divorced Dads with a very strange, but specific fetish, are rushing to theaters to watch the plastic doll spring to life. But in a movie filled with fan favorites and cameos — President Barbie, Earring Magic Ken, and HIV Positive Barbie — one friend is absent from the reunion.

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