PsyOp drone swarm terrorizes enemies with Nickelback
This may violate the Geneva Convention.
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J.R. Majewski recalls moment he killed Bin Laden
He fired 47 shots, all in his head.
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Russia grants Snowden citizenship, sends him to Ukraine
That didn't take long.
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Space Force anthem ensures aliens will never contact Earth
They hate the song like everyone else.
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New Russian Army fitness test to include ‘drop, scream, & run’
Also considering adding the empty fuel can carry
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Former Abu Ghraib guard assumes responsibility for basic training battalion
Promises minimal torture
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Russia quietly applies to join NATO
Checkmate, West.
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Russia drafts Brittney Griner to fight in Ukraine
The shot of a lifetime
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Nation’s field grades begin annual fiscal year migration away from food
A new life cycle has begun.
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Supreme Court strikes down 2nd Amendment, citing National Guard marksmanship
"Seriously, have you seen them shoot?”
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Make-a-Wish kid gets 'day 1 recycled' at Ranger school
“Rules are rules,” said a Ranger Instructor.
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Air Force approves new 'place saver medal' until next war
'This space purposefully left blank,' reads the award.
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Saudi King marks 9/11 anniversary: 'We lost many good pilots'
“Sure, we didn’t expect them to return, but I knew some of them quite well."
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On Labor Day, remember brave troops on working parties
Never forget.
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Former Soviet leader dies from rare case of old age
No tragic window accident?
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West Point halts cross burnings indefinitely
The KKK has also been disinvited from campus.
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Army scientists develop app to help soldiers navigate DUIs
It auto-uploads mugshots to U.S. Army W.T.F! Moments.
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Biden considers forgiving troops' unpaid Ford Raptor loans
A Punisher decal may be thrown in for good measure.
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AI will be smarter than humans in 10 years, smarter than Marines in 5: Study
The singularity is coming
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FBI raids China for improperly-obtained classified documents
Several cruise ships full of FBI agents docked at Chinese ports this morning.
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Army to stop using mold to construct barracks
This is good news.
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Family arrested over West Point cheating incident
The license plate game doesn't work in the commissary parking lot.
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Russia taps strategic has-been reserve for war in Ukraine
Oh lord, not Steven Seagal.
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Afghanistan commission identifies exact PowerPoint slide that lost war
Just in time.
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Marriages triple in Marine Corps after debut of 'Purple Hearts' on Netflix
Well, that backfired.
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