New MRE has only tobacco, caffeine, and jalapeño-cheese spread
Tastes like victory.
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AFN's 'Undercover Boss: Joint chiefs' show not fooling anyone
We're noobs, not morons.
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Fiery, all-seeing eye atop NSA headquarters vows to protect Americans’ privacy
The Shadow of the East speaks
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Commander relieved for tolerating normal human fallibility and error
Of course we lost trust and confidence in this guy.
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Retiree just glad to stand around naked in base gym locker room again
His balls were rubbing on everything.
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Congressman avoids eye contact with generals panhandling outside his office
“Just give him a few million dollars so he’ll go away."
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A-10: The F-22 had a good run
You made the most of it.
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Navy denies NFL hopeful's request to delay service due to need for clueless ensign
They're running low on bumbling O-1s
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Chaos ensues after Gen. Milley inspects Pentagon barracks
Quick, hide the nerf guns.
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Army rolls out ambitious, six-event mental fitness test
The SHART program is here
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Army veteran, poet laureate, reflects on dicks undrawn
This is powerful stuff.
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Army opens yes men academy for officers
Yes, what a great idea!
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Pentagon authorizes female service members hazard duty pay for pretty much all assignments
Out of ideas.
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Army to authorize beards if vaccine goal reached by July 4th
Get your shot and a beard.
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New VR headsets let soldiers see what life would be like if they joined the Air Force
Be all that you can see.
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‘No proof of aliens’ says Space Force General of the galaxy Mzorpus Klaatu
Yeah, those are probably just weather balloons.
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US hides 5 visas for Afghan interpreters inside Wonka bars
The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
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This Memorial Day, Eddie Gallagher reflects on those he totally didn’t murder
"It wasn't murdery murder."
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North Korea promises to kill as many citizens as necessary to resist US aggression
Butchering your own people is a modern winning strategy.
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Absolute psycho brought everything on the packing list
Hopefully someone packed a straitjacket.
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Pentagon says vaccinated troops no longer have to wear masks while throwing up in an Uber
Finally a return to normalcy.
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Ted Cruz tells US Army to get back to commercials that make his dick hard
These "woke" commercials aren't doing it.
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Meet the general officers who broke tradition and just retired to quiet lives
This doesn't seem right.
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Iran says nuclear weapons program purely for hunting and home defense
American ‘lib-tards’ would just love to take away our nukes.
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Pentagon budgets for enlisted aide position to unmute generals on Zoom
Can you hear me now?
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