Herd Of Dependents Found Grazing In Local Supermarket
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Al Qaeda Comeback Tour Will ‘Blow Audiences Away’
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Bermuda Triangle Sailors Having Time Of Their Never-Ending Lives
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NSA Analyst Tries To Sell Secrets To Russians, Fails
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Battalion Flees Afghan District After Discovering 'Spider Hole' Containing Giant Arachnid
KAPISA PROVINCE, AFGHANISTAN – A battalion of soldiers has unexpectedly and completely withdrawn from its Area of Operations after discovering a "spider-hole" containing a giant arachnid. A squad of
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Pentagon Announces Pre-Deployment Training To Take Place In Detroit And Chicago
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Sebelius Threatens To Put VA In Charge Of Obamacare If Critics Don't 'Back The Fuck Off'
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Marine Corps Marathon Spawns Less-Successful Marine Corps Spelling Bee
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Soldier Fails Grenade Range, Dies
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Local PX Girl Honored To Service The US Military
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First Sergeant With GED Tells Corporal He'll 'Never Make It On The Outside'
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Obama Orders 'Tech Surge' Of Programmers From AKO, DTS To Fix HealthCare.gov
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Paperwork Error Sends Marines To Guard Streets Of Hell
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Senior Air Force NCO Stationed In Alaska Wonders What Happened To His Career
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Government Pamphlet: 'What To Do When The Veteran In Your Classroom Attempts A Mass Shooting'
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Amber Alert Issued For Missing US Foreign Policy
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Strange Man Stalks Local High School, Talks To Children
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Marine Eating 238 Pies In Honor of Marine Corps Birthday
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Pentagon Scraps 'Lightsaber' Weapons Program After Gross Misconduct, Numerous Injuries
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The Duffel Blog Calls Upon Army Secretary John McHugh To Admit His Secret Zoroastrianism
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