First Female Army Ranger Brags About Her Veiny, Seven-Inch Clitoris

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Gen. Alexander Released From NSA, Forced To Register As Spy Offender

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Separating Soldier Desperate To Climb Back Into Army Vagina, Safety Of Federal Womb

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Military Police Buy 92% Of World’s Truck Nutz, Study Finds

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Intel Officer Plans To Kill Next Soldier Who Uses 'Afghani' Incorrectly

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Crusty Old Fuck In The Pentagon Hopes Cold War Just Got Hot

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Kremlin Seized By Self-Loathing, Fear After Kafkaesque Putin Press Conference

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid

Hagel Blowing Deployment Money On Strippers, Beer

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

LEAKED: Full Listing Of Duffel Blog Writers Posted To Gawker

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

140% Of Crimeans Vote To Join Russia In Landslide Referendum

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Police To Question USS Vincennes Over Malaysian Airliner Disappearance

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

The Military Needs To Take Sexual Harassment Seriously, Except In My Case

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid

Hugo Boss Awarded Contract For Joint Service Uniform Design

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Fred Phelps To Be Buried In Arlington National Cemetery

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

SEALs, Large Great Dane Solve Mystery Of The Phantom Oil Tanker

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Fred Phelps Surprised To Discover Heaven Is 'Really Goddamn Hot'

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Soldier Earns Medal Of Honor Using Video Game Skills

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Contractor Designs Air Force Jet, Chinese Missile To Shoot It Down

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid

Point/Counterpoint: Should You Join The Military?

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid

Solution To PTSD, Suicide Crisis Only Couple Thousand Facebook Likes Away

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid